What if God was black, gay, or a female?

Imagine when you die and you were automatically sent to meet the "God" itself. But you were a total Jesus Freak Republican Conservative who watched Bill O'Reilly and screwed Michelle Malkin with your right hand on your previous life on Earth. You meet God, and you meet a huge Black Gay Woman. Everything you hated and ranted about while you were alive. How would you react? Would that shake the very foundation of your soul? Would you regret being an ignorant bigot?